January 2012
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Vanity Fair's "Downton Abbey S2, E2 Recap"
They understand my bb Branson UNLIKE NY MAG WHO IS NOW DEAD TO ME!
“And No. 1 on the Most Handsome Couple Leaderboard, Branson and Sybil! After the ruddy chauffeur declares he’ll conscientiously object the draft when it comes, he’s rejected for conscription because of a heart murmur, despite looking virile enough to us during his half-unbuttoned physical. His last-ditch effort is to dump...
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Anonymous asked: Wooofffff woofffffffffwooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff (casey bear hacked in to my laptop last night)
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Peter: fucking ticket master is so obnoxious
me: thats what pearl jam tried to tell us in the 90s
Peter: AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
me: we didnt heed pearl jam's warning
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My Friend Margaret's Downton Abbey S2 E1 recap →
Just a snippet of her genius and hilarious recap…
“After the explosive opening, the first metaphorical bombshell hits. Matthew, now serving for the British army, is engaged. And not to Mary. Sorry incest lovers, he’s fallen for a girl named Lavinia Swire and wants to bring her to Downton for dinner. Sad faces and dramatic music for everyone, especially the incest loving creeps. With...
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Why is Downton Abbey the realest show on TV? Is it because the Crawleys own...
– THIS IS SO SO SO SO SO GOOD. “I’m going Downton on your ass.” YES
AN ACTUAL ARTICLE THAT EXISTS ON GQ.COM (via promentory)
Preach!
(via haveyoumetmissjones)
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Miss O'Brien: A History
O'Brien (age 7): Mother, may I please have a macaroon?
O'Brien's mother: What? Do you think you are some kind of lady or something? All posh and living in a big house on a hill? Do you think there's money in this hovel for some macaroons? Have some stew.
O'Brien (age 9, looks up from her sewing): Mother, when I grow up, I want to marry a soldier and be a secretary.
O'Brien's mother: Oh really? Do you think you can change your stars now, do you? You think you'll be some sort of learn-ed woman of class? You better get used to that sewing. You'll be fixin' things for the rest of your life.
O'Brien (age 12): Mother, I don't think you should smoke.
O'Brien's mother: Piss off. I'm smoking with my smoldering gay work husband. Someday, if you're lucky, you'll be able to find a minute from your pressing and dressing and sewing to step outside and have bitter conversations with yours.
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Things That Made Me Happy 1/5/12
1) Kanye’s DONDA announcement and criticism of education via his twitter. Never ever change, Yeezy. NEVER.
2) I saw the video for “Bad Romance” for the first time in a long time and it was like falling in love with Gaga all over again.
3) I learned today via my BFF 5-ever Peter that leftover rice and beans are called “skippin’ Jenny” and I find this fact...
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