It's the Deefunk Era

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Miss O'Brien: A History

O'Brien (age 7):
Mother, may I please have a macaroon?
O'Brien's mother:
What? Do you think you are some kind of lady or something? All posh and living in a big house on a hill? Do you think there's money in this hovel for some macaroons? Have some stew.
O'Brien (age 9, looks up from her sewing):
Mother, when I grow up, I want to marry a soldier and be a secretary.
O'Brien's mother:
Oh really? Do you think you can change your stars now, do you? You think you'll be some sort of learn-ed woman of class? You better get used to that sewing. You'll be fixin' things for the rest of your life.
O'Brien (age 12):
Mother, I don't think you should smoke.
O'Brien's mother:
Piss off. I'm smoking with my smoldering gay work husband. Someday, if you're lucky, you'll be able to find a minute from your pressing and dressing and sewing to step outside and have bitter conversations with yours.

Filed under Margaret friends Downton Abbey fanfiction lol

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    Poor thing! She needs some love!
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